I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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