If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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