2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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