No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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