Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
