is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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