if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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