We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
what day is it and did you see me today?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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