im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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