Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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