how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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