I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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