What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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