My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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