Can Purell be used as lube?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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