They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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