Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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