What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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