So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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