So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just took my morning after pill in the library
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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