This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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