she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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