porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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