i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Can I color on your dick again?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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