Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Every concussion has its silver lining
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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