Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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