Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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