Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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