I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
