So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I think my moral compass just broke
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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