Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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