If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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