HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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