So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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