There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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