He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
how can u be prego again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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