You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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