i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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