Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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