then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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