after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm always down for nudity.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
