First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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