i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
