Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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