Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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