This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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