Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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