What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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