check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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