Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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